(*)I'm Miss American Dream since I was 17 Don't matter if I step on the scene Or sneak away to the Philippines There still gon' be pictures of my derrière in the magazine You want a piece of me? You want a piece of me...
I'm Miss bad media karma Another day another drama Guess I can't see no harm In working and being a mama And with a kid on my arm I'm still an exceptional earner You want a piece of me...
[Chorus] I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous (You want a piece of me) I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless (You want a piece of me) I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! This just in (You want a piece of me) I'm Mrs. She's too big, now she's too thin (You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. 'You want a piece of me? ' Tryin' and pissin' me off Well get in line with the paparazzi Who's flippin' me off Hopin' I'll resort to some havoc End up settlin' in court Now are you sure you want a piece of me? (You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. 'Most likely to get on the TV for strippin' on the streets' When getting the groceries, now, for real... Are you kidding me? No wonder this panic in the industry I mean, please, You want a piece of me...
